- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Knock knock come in.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

balls

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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