what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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