- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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