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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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