- Anti Joke

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.