A guy was beet by his wife.

FUS RO DAH!!!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Womens rights

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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