- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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