What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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I walk into a bar...

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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