I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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this is not a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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