Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A seal walks into a club.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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