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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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