Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Women's Rights

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Jayden Eccles

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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This is funny.

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