- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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