- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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