*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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