What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

whats black and strange a paki

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Stealth baseballs record

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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