A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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