- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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