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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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