- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Politics

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

all jokes aside...

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Albino African Americans

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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