Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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The Big Band Theory

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Carrot fingers

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No soap radio

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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