- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Logan's gay

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Chris Bosh's neck

no really what are ur names?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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