Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

How many light bulbs? 1

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you spell eight? 8

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

So a seal walks into a club.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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