- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What does water taste like? Water

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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