- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

knock knock? come in

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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