What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Nickelback

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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