Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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