Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Anti Joke

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