How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Women

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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