Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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I like touching my boobs

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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How did th-A fridge.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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