- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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