Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

I like touching my boobs

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How did th-A fridge.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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