- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What is black and looks like a person A black person

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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