steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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