Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

whats white and looks like paper paper

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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