- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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