- Anti Joke

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.