Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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My penis is big... not.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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