- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Face...the other white meat!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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