How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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