Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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