- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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