- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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