- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

your mum

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching