- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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