- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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