a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Poop

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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