- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

You know what's catchy? A cold

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

That's illegal What? Your mom

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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