Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Your mother is average.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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