- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

I have suicidal thoughts

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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