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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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