what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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