A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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