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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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