What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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