What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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www.xnxx.com

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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