your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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epic win?

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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