How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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