- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Knock Knock Go Away

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

anti jokes are for fags

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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