- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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