- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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