A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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