Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What is the difference?

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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