Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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