When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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