- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Ben Affleck

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Knock Know! Come in!

Morning wood.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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