Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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