- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a horse.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

haha Otarts was here

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

AIDS.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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