why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats 7+4? 74

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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adam hodgson !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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