What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Stealth baseballs record

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Terraria

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Continents are large islands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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