What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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