- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

A paralysed man falls over.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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