Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Heskey time.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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