- Anti Joke

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's 9+10? 19

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Once upon a time, The end.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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