What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Tucker Rivera

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