I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Ben Affleck

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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