Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

knock knock no ones home

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Me Neither.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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