Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Women's Rights

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Justin Bieber

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

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