What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Anti Joke

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