Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

so today i took a poop. hehe

why was the boy sad? because.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

angelo snyder is not ga

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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