How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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I like touching my boobs

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

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