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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

The WPGA tour

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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