Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Penis.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

The WPGA tour

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why? Why Not?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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