- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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