What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Penis.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Dwight Howard

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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