Why? Why Not?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Penis.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Dwight Howard

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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