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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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