- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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