A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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