- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.