- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Knock knock

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

One, two, three, four and five

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A guy walks into a bar

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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