- Anti Joke

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.