Your adopted.....

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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My mum is called Steve

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What? Why?

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

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