- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

so the weather's nice...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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