- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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