- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Praise Paisley

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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