- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

a

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Okay.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??